Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that’s close enough for non-technical people. Q: What’s another name for the “Intel Inside” sticker? A: The warning label. Q: Why didn’t Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: After adding 486 and 100 on the first one the result was 585.999803605. PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
— Micro$oft motto: How do you want to crash today?